bearholdt:

Fact: blankets keep you safe at night. We dont know what from, but they are definitely an immunity against something.

legalmexican:

when you learn a new word and start seeing it everywhere

rneerkat:

arteries will always hold a special place in my heart

curvesandfitness:

i want a butt so perfect that men cry about it

punkasslouis:

do you ever see an opinion that’s so terrible that you actually feel bad for that person’s brain

commanderabutt:

cynically—colorblind:

"Masturbation is something that we all do and it hurts no one so it is not wrong. It is natural and beautiful."

I’m going to fucking stab someone. There’s nothing beautiful about being a selfish slut and no, not everyone does it. Fuck you and your sex normative bullshit.

image

thanks to this beautiful person

i have learned you can be a slut

by performing a sexual act that involves literally no one but yourself

folk-punk:

dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss